Cold Cereal and Vacuum Cleaners
January 20, 2011 § 1 Comment
Dear Little Bird. Dear Little Tiger.
The next time you want to snack on cereal, please pour it into a bowl first. Pouring it all over the living room floor is really not the best way to handle a snack craving. And when you want to try another type of cereal, maybe Chex instead of Cheerios, just get another bowl. Really, it’s not necessary to pour it all over the living room floor. And if you decide that you’d like to try Corn Flakes instead of either of the other two cereals, just grab a bowl or even a plate – but the floor? It’s not good to have cereal on the floor. If you decide that you are bored with cereal and you want chips? Use a bowl, a plate, a cup, a purse, a sock, your hand – but. not. the. living. room. floor. seriously.
And if after all of my good advice you decide to pour three boxes of cereal + one bag of chips on the floor, all while your mom is next door working and your dad is having a serious conversation on the phone? Make sure you have a really good sense of humor and a good-working vacuum cleaner on hand.