The same goes for toothpaste
January 25, 2011 § Leave a comment
Dear Little Bird. Dear Little Tiger.
Remember that thing with the three bags of cereal + one bag of chips? Remember the advice I gave you about putting something where it does not belong?
The same goes for toothpaste. I know, I know, you’d think the two are completely unrelated. However, I am here to assure you that just like cereal that should only be poured in a bowl, toothpaste should only be put on a toothbrush.
Not on the toilet.
Really. Squeezing as much toothpaste out of the tube as quickly as you can before I turn back around – not really that cool. I consider it unsanitary. Not to mention a bit messy. And rather wasteful.
I will admit that squiggles of toothpaste do look kinda cool on a toilet seat. It’s got a type of artsy-feel to it. I get that. But let’s not make this a habit.
Toothpaste only goes on the toothbrush.